■wr ^'"s^2So^_> y\ " xn J 'f PTJfi, W l'( \^ A ■-r-: ijij(^(si)'yisij^ i . ii iij■. ^c' (;p- P'-C 6 ^ /3 /•/^'o /-^/ No, 5 ( February - liarch 197^ Sditors; >\ \^-)L /a :b '75 '75^ Kevin lii^igina i.iark Sinpson '76 -_/ v ✓ IFTRODTJCTIOH GREETINGS BROTHERS' As you kno^; this lettei'" has taken loncer than usual to out. The chapter victim!'being none other tlian Kevin Higgins. They surrendered him to a posse of actives only has had a busy tine with school and c}iapter business, He've had elections, pledging, initiation and our Spring raid'terms. We had r'linutes before their hideout was planned for one letter per month •They viere initiated in iiarch and raided. Of course you'll note the net rrasn't called out and the actives still succeeded, but time and budget would not allowJiave already involved themselves However, here it is, hot off the in the worlc of rvinning the chap cresses! 1 ter. We are still waiting for oxxr furniture, V'e have ordered some ourselves and have met Xirith CHAPTER N3US many delays. Latest date for Tliere are five raore Pi Cai'uvia Pijis, delivery is April 15« 'Die year Tiiey are; has not been specified! Ronald Peter Dumont '77 - a first year Commerce stvrdent from Our Songfest performance was entertaining to say tlie least Vancouver. 1/c held a mini Grass Skirt on stage. Kenneth John Klassen '78 - who is in first year Arts and comes frora Hope, Roman Yarema Koxaalchut: '77 - a first year Science .s'tudcntv ■ .vv * Brian Stuart H^tAdai'a '75 - third Blacked up and xjearing] grass skirts x;e sang the "Lien Sleeps Tonight" and. "the Purple Garter", V/ith us in our jungle robes, was, of course, a lion and a gorilla. Although xic left our voices at the Anvs, xxe x;ere still loved by all, 'The Fomal v;ith the Kappa's yeaV Physical Education, A keen on Iiarch 16 was a great success. Held at the Bayshore, v;e put on rugby, football and hockey player. David Jaraes l/estaX'Tay '77 - also first year Science, Another Hub City boy. They were pledged in February and showed a great deal of enthusiasm and spirit during their pledge period, llie high point of their pledge period, was the kidnap, the our finery and 15 Kappas and 1o Fijis were present. Needless to say, a good time was had by all. \r\nCOiillEHT The Pig Dinners of the chapter rugby for Douglas College, inter have always been kno'-m for their mediate hockey for Horth Vancouver, boisterousness and high spirits. Indeed, these are tvjo things that this chapter is known for. So, viith this in laind perhaps the planners of the dinner should not have gotten a guest speaker. Per and Junior Big Tour Football for the Burhaby Spartans for vdiom he vjas nai.ied the Host Valuable Player last vjeek. Ian Tostenston '77 - Ian is Pi haps, we should not have accepted Gar:uia's hippy-cliippy dis-jockey. one who just did not have, the ability to control his audience He handles the 9 to 12 show for or react sensibly. Perhaps we shouldn't have altered the pro to sell all the brothers on the the caiiipus radio, ric also tries benefits of a sun lamp! gram for speeches during the dinner PUT no natter what happened it did Larry haters (VJest '7R» U.B.C. '75) not give u}i5 the right to treat a guest viith such rudeness. A part of being a Fiji is being a gentle is leaving for the East for a man, be working v.'ith the Ontario Our treatment of the speaker was not only rude but it contra vened what being a Fiji means. However, if nothing "else, I feel short time before finishing his political science Ph.D. Government, He'll Good luc!;S! that the dinner shovjed that there is a tremendous amount of energy in Vancouver, GRAD BITS ,- . GHAPT3R PRESIDEITT ' " Allan Roaf '67 - A1 vxas named coach of S,F,U,'s new rov.'ing team, last vreek. A1 must build from the bottom up since this is the first time S.F.U. has attempted BROTHER BITS at having crews. Kyle Ra^/riiond '75 - in addition to being elected to cabinet posi* tion, Kyle has been vanning medals in wrestling. At the University; championships Kyle vjon a silver medal'in free style. Tvjo weeks later he vron. the gold in Grei:o-Roman and the bronze in free-style, at the Canadian invitationals. In ad-, dition there arc rui-iours he is . being asked te the Lion's training camp. Ron Duivont '77 - one of our nev;est brothers, Ron is the chief electoral officer for the Ca'i- pv,is. He also assists at Jericho Hiil school for the Blind, Brian ilacAdam '75 - another nevr brother is an all-round athlete and also quite busy. He plays Good luck, AL! Ilurray Jeakins^ '72 - Utah honestly expected to be at the Pig, but Friday he vjoke up in Penticton! Bob Laurie '71 - Bob has married^ and is honey-nooning in Hav/aii, ni!;:e Overholt '63 - hike is married and has tv;o children, he is the managing director of hurphy Stationary and a professor of marketing-at S.F.U. - a busy man! Bob Tulk '60 - is married and has tvTO children and between golf games, he is the treasurer of ,Cose]:a Resources Ltd, and cites our last story in t/eak Humour to be true. \r\nGRAD BITS (con't...) Tliere is a new organization Stan VJebber '68 - is the sales manager of Kerr Steamships, ]Ie vrrites that he plays bridge called the BCAA-AA for those bein: driven to drink. vreekly xrith Bros. liacDonald. '68 and Sandy Fisher '68. Stan also left us with the coment that Bro, ilac is still one of the poorest players to ever play the game I licAvitys: Ji^ric '68 - has finished articling in Calgary and is practising corporate law with i'orth-kest Engineering in Calgary. Balcolm '6li. - is prac tising lav; in Victoria. U2AI. IIUiiOUR Baby Chicken to Ilai'iima Chicken: -jii'i I people? llo, you're chicken. -Do I come from people? ITo, 77ou come from eggs. * t/ N.-»W 2.Do people come from eggs? ho, people are born, -has I born? ilo, you ;;ere laid. -Are people laid? , Some are, others are chicl:en. "iJcll, brothers, that concludes our issue for this month. It vrill s be the last one until late April, still liept bachelor' Although he te piously demanded In the next issue, we vrill publish hours, Don qui it7; from his v;ifc. the president's report for th?.s absolute fidel Alraost every n i'ht he vrould leave v-;ith a cheer7/ '"Good-bye Bother of three". Then one night she called just "Goodnight Father of as cheerfully one' i)ov; he stays home. year. Please, LET US KITG'./ l.TIAT YOU'RE DOIITG. This paper is more for you than it is for the active chapter. PUBLICATI02IS CHAIRIfEN KEVin 3. KIGGIiTS '75 1IARI-: SIhPSOIT '76 A vrell meaning waiter walked excitedly up to his barman and said, "Joe, there is a gorilla in Perge! here, sitting by the fireplace," "So", responded Joe. "Bliat do I do, he vrants a rye and seven." Give it to him' should I charge 3ut ho;^; much him?" asked the vraiter. "Oh, charge him i}20, he[11 never knov; the difference." So the v/ell-meaning waiter took the drink to the Gor?-lla and tool^ the $20.00. Intriguedby its presence the waiter said, fou know, we don't get many gorilla's in here Our gorilla responded "at $20. bucks a "drink it's no wonder!" ,.'-A&r- .t. ■