~ brothers Inside: Calendar of Events Hoots Who Mother B THE "BRAIN -STO Spring Edition 1986 Pig Dinner: A time to remember, the old... Although 78 years have passed since the first Frank Norris Pig Dinner here at Alpha Iota, the traditions live on. Hospitality towards the graduate brothers and brotherhood for all still highlight this weekend event. This year's festivities, however, started off with more excitement than usual. The brothers, graduates and undergrads alike, gathered in the dining room amidst two televisions to watch the Cyclone basketball team participate in only its third NCAA toumament. Fortune was not with the Cyclones though, as they lost to a tough N. C. State team, 70-66. This wasn't about to dampen the spirits, as the brothers put down a few beers and reminisced over past and present days here at 325 Ash. Friday night turned into Saturday moming all too early for some overly ambitious brothers as they trekked over to Beyer Gym to shoot some hoops. These adventurous Fijis soon learned that their tired, beer riddled bodies just didn't move the way they used to. Their tired limbs were soothed later as an exquisite lunch was prepared by Geri, our housemother and cook. As Saturday progressed, more and more arrived, with a final tally showing a grand total of 92 graduates. These ranged from Irving Jenson ('25) and Alpha Iota Chapter, Iowa State University PIG DINNER! Claire Forrester ('26) to Dave Fletcher ('84) and Mark Forsythe ('85). The evening began with a cocktail hour, followed by the event we were all waiting for: The PIG! Jim Montgomery (89) and Curtiss Schmillen ('89) presented the pig with flair as they were dressed in the traditional attire of purple skins and grass skirts. After Irving performed the honors by giving the pig's head a light kiss, Jim followed suit by taking a healthy bite out of the pig's . . . other end. Following the ceremony, a dinner of Towa chops and baked potatoes was served to all. Dinner was followed by brief reports about the condition of the chapter and where it is headed by Purple Legionaire, Lynn Schroeder ('76) and President, Pat Doherty (86). , Next came the awards presentation. (The White Star Pledge) given to the first year who provides leadership and inspiration within his pledge class, was presented to Brad Serfas (87). The Four Year Fiji Award is given to the senior who contributed his all to Alpha Iota during his tenure as a Phi Gam. This years award was presented to a past Brainstorm Editor, Jeff Logan (86). The next award was the Allen C. Stelle Award, given by the undergraduates to the outstanding graduate brother. This years recipient was Dick Davidson (76). The Volume LXXVIII No. 3 ...and_ experience the new. next award presented at the dinner is one that is special in the hearts of all of us here at 325 Ash. At last Summer's Fiji Academy we were awarded the Owen Cup for the outstanding scholarship program in all of Phi Gamma Delta. Following the presentation of the Owen Cup the Gold and Silver Owls were recognized. Those recipients in attendance were: Rob Wilkes, Leon Burmeister, James Mangle, Ken McPherson, David Rhind, Ron Treabess, (Silver) and Carl Schlifike (Gold). After all the awards were presented, it was time for the speakers. We tried something new this year by inviting three speakers to come and talk about three different eras at Alpha Iota: World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. Keith Tucker (69) began by speaking of life as a Fiji during the Vietnam War. Keith stated that there were the pro-war and pro-peace people at Iowa State but in general the students were indifferent. The main goal of this era was to stay in school (avoid the draft), graduate, get that perfect job and to find that beautiful woman; Ms. Right. Few succeeded. The next speaker, Dick Pecaut ('52), continued back in time to the Korean War. At that time students were mostly veterans and were therefore very disciplined. When it (continued on page 6) \r\nPage 2 Cabinet Officers: President... Treasurer... .++-Pat Doherty ('86) .-Floyd Bates ('87) Shawn Rouse ('87) Brainstorm Staff: Steve Walker ('88) Production Editor.......Kyle Elbert (89) Managing Editor..Mitch Haindfield ('89) -+-Dan Hankins ('87) Bob Ellis ('87) Ed Deery (‘88) Todd Ogbum (89) ++++«Bryan Young ('89) Gregg Martin ('88) Pat Martin ('87) The Brainstorm was founded on Febuary 8, 1909 as a quarterly publication. It is now published three times a year as a service for the men of Phi Gamma Delta and their friends. Board of Chapter Advisors: Mike Owen (73) Jim Hildebrand (74) Lynn Schroeder ('76) Tom Waldon ('76) Randy Neilson (79) Mike Hogue ('80) Chip Foster ('83) House Corporation: Walt Neuman ('39) Ted Paulson ('43) Howard Logan ('46) Jim Wilson ('51) Bob Logan ('55) Larry Vanderpool ('68) Bill McElrath ('71) Dick Davidson (76) I have many things I wish to share with you, so I'll get started with my observations of Pig Dinner ‘86. Since becoming a Phi Gam in the Fall of 1972 I think I have attended 13 Pig Dinners. I have enjoyed none more than the dinner just past. I heard similar comments from more than a few of the other graduate brothers. Hats off to the undergraduate chapter for their work and enthusiasm, especially chairman Dan Ryan ('87) and his predecessor Shawn Rouse ('87.) Hats off as well to the ninety-two brothers from far and wide who returned to Ash Avenue to celebrate Phi Gamma Delta with the undergraduates. There is some other important information which I want to share with you. It concems finances, both that of the chapter and the corporation. We have had three things happen that could pose a serious threat to the health of out chapter. They are: 1.An increase in approximately 25% 2.We have been required to start paying principal on a short term note of $50,000 that was to have been payed off over a year ago. 3.The four main bathrooms in the house require repairs (due to poor construction) to the tune of $15- $25,000. The chapter has initiated some action to do their part in solving this problem. They (not the corporation) will be underwriting the cost of the bathroom repairs. They have made arrangements for a loan which will be paid in $5,000 increments per semester until the loan is repaid. They will also be raising their nine monthly rent payments to the corporation from $4,800 to $5,400. Since the chapter already has a fairly high housebill (S$1225/semester) the chapter will be increasing house capacity to around 70 for the fall semester, instead of a housebill increase. The tax increase is being appealed by _ litigation. The bathroom costs will probably be recovered taxes of PURPLE LEGIONAIRE'S REPORT in the future, but for obvious reasons the repairs cannot wait, so the chapter will .— bear the initial cost. The problem that It think we as graduates need to address is the short term loan for $50,000. I personally feel that if we could raise enough funds to retire this note, then the other income the corporation receives would be enough to insure our obligations are met. Most of you know that for the reconstruction fund drive, four categories of gifts were established. I recently perused the current list of donors to find out how many opening were still available in each category. They are: 9 openings for the Brothers of the Black Diamond ($5,000 and up) 14 openings for the Brothers of the White Star (S2,500-S5,000) 31 openings for the Royal Purple Brothers ($1,000-S2,500) 19 openings for Loyal Fiji Brothers ($500-S1,000) One brother has already been added to the list of Loyal Fiji Brothers. Matt Alexander (79) contributed $500 while here at Pig Dinner. If you have not yet given to the fund or if you are thinking of increasing your gift, please do so now. The chapter and the corporation need your support now more than ever. Questions or contributions may be sent to the chaptere. house, Dick “Dik Dik” Davidson or Larry Vanderpool. There are a few other things I have to pass along. Many of you younger graduates will remember E. D. “Doc” Klemke of the philosophy department here at L.S.U. Well “Doc” has continued to be a good friend to Alpha Iota (even though he is not a Phi Gam.) This Fall, for the first time, an achievement award will be given to the outstanding A.I. freshman. The competitive criteria and the amount of the award have not been finalized, but it will be similar to the awards currently given to outstanding sophomore and junior respectively. And finally, the chapter has earned more recognition, both on the individual and chapter levels. Sean Cassidy ‘87 has been inducted into the Order of Omega, the 1.S.U. Greek Honorary. The chapter was recognized by I.F.C. as having the best scholarship program on campus. My congratulations to all. Fraternally, Lynn R. Schroeder Purple Legionaire f VW Perge’! \r\nPage 3 PRESIDENT'S REPORT Brothers! Greetings from Alpha Iota! The top story........Pig Dinner! A. special thanks goes out to all our graduate brothers who made the annual trek back to 325 Ash. Ooh-wee, what a party! - as Johnny Orr might say. Along with being enjoyable, the weekend was quite educational for the undergraduate chapter. The brotherhood, stories, jokes, and songs were what really made the weekend, showing us again and again who has the best graduates at Iowa State. At this time I would like to congratulate Dick Davidson ('76) for receiving this years Allen C. Stelle Award. This award is given to the outstanding graduate brother as seen through the eyes of the undergraduate chapter. Thanks again Dik Dik! Now, the inside story of Alpha Tota this semester. We are currently ranked eighth out of 32 fraternities in the scholarship department. Along with this, we were awarded the best scholarship program in the Greek System this year. We feel there is still room for improvement! We just finished up Greek Week with the AZA's and had a great time. For the bed race around Sorority Circle, our bed resembled a Navy battleship with a shooting cannon. Needless to say, we won the most original award for the third straight year - but, managed to get disqualified for crashing into the other competitors. For the first time in many a year, Alpha Iota proudly wears those Intramural Champion T-shirts that have been sought after for such a long time. Although deing outskilled by their opponents, the soccer team stole the title with strong teamwork and hustle. Looking to the future, we will be rushing around 28 young men for this fall, pushing the house capacity to 70 members. While this is being done, we will be repairing our bathrooms this summer so that we can take showers again. Another plan under way is an open-campus triathlon for next fall. Again, I would like to extend a special thanks to all the brothers who made it back for Pig Dinner. Best wishes and health - we are all mighty proud to be Phi Gams!! Fraternally, Pat “Moon” Doherty Perge’! EDITOR'S NOTE Your Editor hard at "work" on the Brainstorm. Hello, and welcome to the Brainstorm ala Spunky. First, let me congratulate Scott Saufferer on his fine job as past editor of the Brainstorm. Through the efforts of Scott, the Brainstorm jumped on the bandwagon of high technology and has become a fine tuned machine. The computer age has hit 325 Ash. Scott and his predecessor Jeff Logan have provided me with a solid base for which to launch my versions of the Brainstorm. Before I reveal my plans for the upcoming year, let me tell you a little bit about your new Editor in Chief. My parents reside in Papillion, Nebraska, so for the time being that is "home." I was, however, raised a good part of my life in the state of Maryland. And that is where my heart still resides. I am enjoying my second year as a Fiji here at Iowa State. Within the house I have held positions as Brotherhood Chair and as you are probably aware of, Assistant Editor to the Brainstorm. This semester, along with my Editor in Chief position, I am Graduate Relations Chair, and Assistant Treasurer. Some of you may remember my stories from the past three issues entitled “Bridging the ~—- Generation Gap", “Remembrance: An Ongoing Process", and “Dear Old Mom" respectively. Here at Towa State 1 am majoring in Psychology with an emphasis toward Industrial Psychology and a minor in Computer Science. Oh, and if it isn't obvious already, I have been given the title "Spunky" by my cohorts here at 325 Ash. Enough of the idle chit chat. What can you expect from Brainstorm '86. Well, for ope, through our ever increasing arra\of oftware we will now do the entire layou process on the computer. This means th; we can get the Brainstorm to you quicker and easier that ever before. Another major change that is already under implementation is the restructuring of the Brainstorm Staff. I have opted to employ the services of two assistants as opposed to the traditional one. This will enable me to provide a better division of labor and will provide the house with two people capable of taking over the reigns after my term is over. Money permitting, I am also going to wy to add an extra color (purple - what else) and maybe two more pages to the Brainstorm. Other than that I have but one goal: to bring the Coon Plaque back to Alpha Iota. Before I go I would like to thank all of the brothers who attended the 78th Annual Norris Pig Dinner. I would especially like to thank those brothers who provided me with treasured advice and encouragement. To all . . . just sit back and enjoy the issue. Fraternally, Steve Walker ('88) Perge’! \r\nPage 4 FAMOUS FIJI HOUSEMOMS: "MOTHER B" Mother B entertains some guests at 325 Ash. Nearly 100 graduate brothers attended Alpha Iota’s 78th Annual Nortis Pig Dinner on the weekend of March 22. From the long list of activities that weekend, the conversations with the graduate brothers were, by far, the most gratifying for me. But after the hog was devoured, the kegs drained, and the farewells expressed, one particular story lingers in my mind: the story of Greta Bellamy, otherwise known as "Mother B". House mothers were not uncommon when Mrs. Bellamy walked in the door of 325 Ash on November 1, 1959. Eighteen years earlier, the university ruled it mandatory for all fratemities to have house mothers, with Mother Rowe holding that position for those eighteen years. A native of Shennendoah, Iowa, Mother B's husband was a dentist there for many years. After his death, and the eventual loss of her son Joe, she opted to succeed oma Dan and Shawn, the men béhind the scenes at Pig Dinner. THANKS GUYS! Mother Rowe as the Phi Gam House Mother. Taking this position meant changes, of course. She would now live in a tiny first floor apartment, and she would have to contend with well over 50 men instead of two. Most graduates associate her name with music. Upon her arrival, one of the few things she brought along was her electric organ, which would eventually stand in the living room and sing heartwarming music while she tapped the keys. Her talents were not limited to the keyboard, though. Ridge Hutchesen (39) recalled a funeral in Shennendoah where Greta brought an entire congregation to tears while singing her rendition of “Jesus Loves Me So." And then there was her cat Chang, renamed Brother Chang by the brothers. Chang was not especially welcome upon his arrival because many brothers didn't a Some serious Cyclone fan action at what else? PIG DINNER! like cats. But this quickly faded ~ whenChang tangled with the Phi Psi’s! canine and sent it home torn to ribbons. While every brother remembers something different about this woman, they will probably agree that she wanted nothing more than to make gentlemen of the members of the house. The classes in dining room manners and etiquette, the coat-and-tie dinners three times weekly, and her expectations for gentleman-like behavior were purposely established to raise the standards of the brothers. For example, she was insulted when a brother failed to introduce her to his female guest. Quite remarkably, Greta’s ideals are carried out, to a certain extent, today at 325 Ash. Most importantly, Mother Bellamy possessed those loving qualities typical of all mothers. Not so much as a person to sew buttons on jackets or mend socks, but as a caring person to confide in when a problem was at hand. She had a keen understanding of young men and realized that "boys will be boys,” and that a young man will typically seek help from his mother only when he fails to resolve it himself. Greta’s unique philosophy of fraternity men helped her to stay with the Alpha Tot Fijis until October 25, 1967, when she bid farewell to the house and the brothers. It is not certain whether or not she is still alive, but regardless of the case, those brothers from that period will long remember the woman who served as the epitome of all Phi Gam House Mothers. I would like to thank Ridge Hutchesen (39), Larry Vanderpool (68), Peter Hayes (66), Steve Felsted (68) and the other graduates for sharing their vivid memories of Mother Greta Bellamy. Mitchell Haindfield ('89) \r\nPage 5 GRADUATE SPOTLIGHT Pete Hayes and interviewer Todd Ogburn. Experiencing my first annual Norris Pig Dinner, I witnessed a wide variety of members uniting from broad regions of the nation to share in a celebration that is held close to their hearts. During that weekend I saw old friendships being renewed and new friendships being established. I noticed members telling both past and previous stories and also learning each other's beliefs and lifestyles. I talked with one brother in particular that weekend who shared with me his experiences, Peter"Buff" Hayes('66). When Pete entered the chapter it held approximately one hundred and ten members. It was difficult for the house to accommodate so many men. After living in the house for only one year, Pete moved to an annex on East Street. Known as "Teen City", it roomed the class of 1966 and was across the street from class of 1965's house, "Emerald City". After graduating with a degree in History, Pete enlisted in the Army. In January of the following year, he was sent to Vietnam and was stationed at Dinh Thay. He worked there as a finance and support administrative officer. Eighteen months later, Pete was back in the states and came to Alpha Iota: for his first Pig Dinner as a graduate brother. During the next few years he was stationed at various locations across the nation - each time on a different assignment. Then in 1972 he received a major break and was sent to Washington to work in the Pentagon, Here he served as a military social aid, or in other terms, a captain serving as a White House host. His job was to ensure that all guests, including ambassadors and even the President's wife, were enjoying themselves to the fullest extent. He carried out this position during the last two years of Nixon's term and the first six months of President Ford's term. In December of 1974 he took a position with the Federal National = Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae), the largest mortgage house in the nation. Headquartered out of Washington, he was employed with them for more than eight years and served as director of administrations. Amid all of his busy years, Pete has remained single and presently lives in an attractive residential area in McClean, Virginia. He is employed with Eastman Kodak as a commercial sales Tepresentative. Pete loves to travel and feels he has been a very lucky individual throughout his lifetime. When talking to Pete I felt that it was his positive- thinking attitude that has taken him so far. Coming back this year for his twentieth anniversary, he added that it was nice to see the positive chapter tone of the house. He also ensured me that he had an excellent time this year and plans on coming back for his Silver Owl Anniversary in 1991. Through the years he has lost touch with a few members of his class and wanted me to encourage them to return with him for their Silver Owl Anniversary so that they may reunite once again. I see this as a fine suggestion for them, and I hope to see even more members back again next year to participate in such an enjoyable and fun- filled weekend. Todd Ogburn ('89) A "friendly" game of cards during "Casino Night” at the Fiji abode. \r\nPage 6 PIG DINNER (continued from page 1) was time to study, they studied hard, and when it was time to play, they played hard. This was no easy task either, since the only liquor store around was in Nevada, ten miles down the road. Jordan Larson ('47) made the final trip back in time to World War II. Nobody got by the draft during these years: For example, in the fall of 1942 there were 29 pledges, but by the summer only 3 remained. It is obvious that it was a real struggle to keep the house going during WWII. As the evening came to a close, the brothers headed back to 325 Ash for a feast of roast pig (what else). A casino night was held at the house with Black Jack, Craps, and Poker providing the brothers a chance to test their gambling prowess. The brotherhood, of course, was the main attraction of the weekend. To the graduate brothers who returned, we the undergraduates, would like extend our appreciation for a fantastic weekend. And to all of the Graduate Brothers: We'll see you next year! Edward Deery ('88) a COT z i Hal Jordan Larson speakes of life during WWI CALENDAR OF EVENTS Spring Activities: April 26. a May 1- May 5- May 12-16. May 17... Summer Rush Date: June 7.. June 14, June 21 June 28. July 12... July 18-19. July 26. Fall Activitie August 18.. August 21-25 August 27.. September 5.. September 6. September 20. September 27 October 3... October 4... ...Commencement ..-Dubuque Des Moines Function with Kappa Kappa Gamma Function with Alpha Gamma Delta «Rush Week Classes Begin unction with Alpha Omicron Pi Crush Party, Jefferson Duo Parents Day-Indiana State -Wichita State Function with Kappa Delta HOMECOMING vs. Wyoming RUSH REQUEST Dear Graduate Brothers, Your help throughout the years has made our chapter what it is today: one of the finest fratemities at Iowa State and in the nation. Naturally, we are more than grateful for all your help and can honestly say that in the past, summer rush programs have been excellent. But as Robert L. Albin (Missouri '64) said, we must recognize that status "quo" means stagnation. Why? As the number of participants in formal rush declines, more emphasis is being placed on summer rush, as chapters compete to get members from this smaller number of men. In order to make our summer rush program better, we at Alpha Iota need your help. This help need not only be monetary. Recommendations for summer Tush are always needed but they are only one of many ways you can help us with summer rush. For those of you who live in areas where summer rush dates are to be held, any assistance you can give will be appreciated. This help, whether it is a place to stay, food, or just making phone calls, is sure to be a great benefit to the chapter. ' As we mentioned earlier, we depend on your help for the improvement of the summer rush program and appreciate any of the valuable time you can spare. For those of you interested in helping, please contact our summer rush chairmen, Roger Morgan and Mike O'Hare at 325 Ash or call (515) 292-0022. THANK YOU! Fratemally, Roger Morgan '87 Michael O'Hare '88 The future of Alpha Iota lies in these men’s hands \r\nPage 7 HOOT'S WHO Neil Goodman ('62) From Owensboro, Kentucky, Neil tells us that he is currently the director of engineering services for the Texas Gas Transmission Corporation. He and his wife Judy have two daughters: Ellen, a junior here at Iowa State, is a "Theta" as well as a Fiji Lil’ Sis’; and Marcy is a Phi Mu pledge at the University of Kentucky at Bowling Green. Neil's most recent hobby is restoring an original John Deere Model B Tractor. Brother Goodman also asks any Phi Gams from his era about the whereabouts of Brother Chang. C'mon graduates! Where is Brother Chang? Kent Zimmerman ('85) Brother Zimmerman appears to be quite busy. Residing in Council Bluffs, Iowa, he is an insurance agent as well as a student at Creighton University, majoring in marketing/management, a member of the American Marketing Association and a future group leader for the Transfer Students of Creighton. Kent remembers roommates Gary Hansen and Steve Blank, but regrets not stopping by the house to see the post-fire changes here. We regret it too Kent. The door is open, so pay us a visit! Rob Wilkes ('64) From Casper, Wyoming, Rob tells us that he is busy enlightening the minds of GRADUATING SENIORS! The Brainstorm staff would like to congratulate the following Fijis_ for surviving the perils of Iowa State University and . . . yes GRADUATING! * Scott Anderson ('85) Mark Bauman ('86) Paul Boynton ('86) Steve Caldwell ('86) Dave Dosier ('86) Bill Ieuter ('85) Jeff Logan ('86) Myron Mantemach ('86) John Rukavina ('86) Jeff Weaver ('85) students at Casper College. Rob stopped by for the festivities of our 78th annual Pig Dinner to receive his Silver Owl award and experience the wealth of brotherhood that still resides at 325 Ash. Thanks for stopping by Rob. We here at Brainstorm Central had a great weekend. H. T. "Ted" Hampe ('56) Holding an M.B.A. from Harvard Business School, Ted has held corporate Positions with Procter & Gamble, Sperry & Hutchinson, and Glendinning companies before obtaining his current position as senior vice president for Cross & Brown of Connecticut, a commercial real estate firm. Ted's wife is also a successful realtor in residential estates. Their only child, Jennifer, is a junior at NYU. Surprisingly enough, Brother Hampe still finds time for hobbies such as tennis, gardening, and literature. Keep up the good work Ted! Mike Cambron ('81) From Mike's reply to the Brainstorm questionnaire, we find that he is working as a manufacturing engineer in the Deskpro division of the Compaq Computer Corporation. Living in Houston, Texas, Brother Cambron is still single, but as a true Fiji, Mike is undoubtedly not without Thanks for his share of social endeavors. writing us! Greg Love ('77) Greg and his wife, Frieda, have made their home in Waukegan, Illinois. Last year he completed his Ph.D. at Kansas State and has now taken a position as a research chemist for Abbot Laboratories where he is busy developing assays for agricultural chemicals and bulk pharmaceuticals. Greg also mentions that he regrets not making the 78th annual Pig Dinner, but plans to visit us next year for a ten year reunion, We'll see you in a year Greg! Joe Carsky ('85) Joe is working as a field engineer for a construction contracting firm in New York. Evidently, his firm can't decide where it wants him to work: one minute he's in the “toxic depths” of Staten Island, and the next minute he is forty miles North of the "Big Apple” in the “pleasant” mountains of Rockland County. Brother Carsky tells us he'll be working there for about a year while living in Bronxville. Can anyone help us out!? We are just dying to know the identities of these gambling Fijis. If you know the answer tell us via the graduate questionaire. C'mon we know you know the answer! Let us know! \r\nGRADUATE QUESTIONNAIRE: The Brainstorm is your publication. To make it as informative and enjoyable as possible for all brothers, we need your input to continue our "Hoot's Who" column, We're interested in what you're up to, Name. as are the brothers you went to school with. Don't — disappoint us. We look forward to recieving your’ response. Please fill out the questionnaire and return it to: Publications Chairman 325 Ash, Ames, IA. 50010. Present Location Occupation/Position Information about yourself or family Publication Chairman Alpha Iota of Phi Gamma Delta 325 Ash Ave. Ames, Ia. 50010 Return Address Requested Postage Guaranteed Non Profit Org. U.S. Postage Permit No. 16 Ames, Iowa