From the Editor Dave Hunter Finally, here it is, the publication you've all been waiting for. Yea, it's been awhile, I apolosize, set over it. This issue includes a new torma^t for "the '96-'97 year. Basically if someQuotes What Happened? ISLANDER '96 ^ u *GOM was seen dancing around the tire. *D did a keg stand "Chad looked pretty good in the Bathroom the other night". Phil *An unknown assailant destroyed Hoy s tent. "No, let me see your ID"! Wharton at Hastings ^The amish electrician stopped by and heard "Bad Ass" Goddard swear. "When I get old the first thing I'm going to do is Rush party. *Freund had a showdown with 2nd old window. *D took a dump and it was purple. Silverstein drive to Germany", an unsober Tim Logeman "Yea, I remember ray first Beer". Sean Healy *Polt and JR proved their skills with purple paint, -you should see their work (next door). "It's not how long your pencil is, but how wel *Billy Idol was seen partyin' at the Annex. *Polt and Erickson rightfully asked "Who's your daddy". you sign your name . ^ l u r ,i- "How 'bout a nice warm glass of shut the .uck *Chad Travis spent time with his girlfriend. up". *Goranson went joyriding in a Payless truck. *Dill got drywalled. *Hensley got a girlfriend? *Connie got hazed by JR and Goranson. "My butt is for sitting not for kissing "You auvs need to be more serious, all you talk What's coming up? Mon. 18th Fragar's Birthday. Thurs. 21st Buffalo Roast "Need some help in Biology? _-Rich *Jim Jackson walked home from Waverly. -are "That's a really big tree". -Wharton you in training? "Too manyAbel people like toyour party m this house -I hear 8 calling name! *Goranson gave Beth Bushing a blanket. Fri 22nd What's goin on this weekend? GENERAL INFO *Let Wharton, Polt, or Hensley know ASAP if you know a possible rusheel *Par Miner is doing newsletter -let him know if you want to help out. *Scott Erickson is the first man to make the "Wall of Foam" at the Old Chicago, -that's 110 beers aLatls getting laid and drinking" -We l.ave all the fun, too. "Hev Wharton, Where's Archy. -Hoy ■She looks like she wants me to stick my dtck tip her ass and punch her"-is that the protein talktn'" ■I am the queen of blowjobs" -some stank ho "What'canUet for ten dollurs?"-JucobL ■^tervtTn" vou wanf-stank ho "EverythinTja'c'obl "Everyting"-ho. -way to take some initiative Scott! *Murph's goin' to Australia and is never comin' "I can find the G-spot, baby" -Hitman back. "Get over it"! -Helm "Is that pizza I smell"? -Cheryl *The "Juice" is loose. -Junior is back in town. "Do you guys have Veriflex RampRats"?Billy -Dude, let's do some socializin' "Did you put the _ in her "? -Silverstein "Gotta finga in Menga"? „ , „ *Pledge Sneak '96 slogan is "We're here, we like "Got any lotion, I'll only be a minute -J.B. beer, so what are you goin to do about it"? -or *Wharton's chick of the week is docs that sound right? "I think I pissed my bed" -Billy tcont. on back) \r\n-Chad. I tookttjaT the biggest dip after band today" -Kristen or . fit" -bovs irom b-l "She was • ^ Dennis Leary', "I 20t two words tor ya. oujjci Pohlad quotes "Rat guts" "No game" "No love" •'Unskinny" BXcm's^an TcribMeru.on know you read the. too., "•prat guys get all the pussy! ='AT0 sucks =*'Si'^ma Nu swallows -fo? a good time call 436-6471 ask tor Pat, L.4GNAF Purple Shaft .Awards go to: •Lee Weinstein (S-balled) . •Kelderman -strike three your out. -what are the two ^j^ns for poor scholarship??? '^Brummond -GO HOME *T incoln Fire Marshall . . , •Whoever said "too many people like to party in this hous. . *the Boiler ^ *Theta Xi footbal team. -We knov. who s .. '•Gufs larL dicks to chicks (yea. even the ugly ones) =^SOCL-\L COMMITTEE Gettin The opinions some puss not ne.-essarily those oi the Prater expressedri'Tn'Vhe in the Phocus are non-discritninatory puhlidation Delta. Phi Gam Phocus is a non-prolit. r.itv of Phi Gar: