w- A //?/S) @ ll"ISLnf' ' ' PuQlis Sy r^i (5a\av\a i" ij as — V C \ fc a'so /"I \^ • No# 14- January 197l|. Editors: Kevin Higgins »75p^—^7^Q£> Mark Simpson *76 n ^ INTRODUCTION Well brothers here is another Hooter at your door. This will be a brief issue since things were pretty quiet over Christmas# The main emphasis in this issue will be the Pig Dinner in February. As has been the custom--in the introduction we must ask for more graduate news# CHAD BITS Bob Laurie '71 - Bob is tying the - Last month knot in March, we stated our wish that the Hooter He is with Mar- getson-Lee on Howe Street# should contain 70^ news about grad uate brothers. Again we stress that Rich Kelly *65 - Rich made the Van this can only be accomplished through couver Sun! your cooperation# the Marget3on-Lee ad. Ask him hoxiT he caught the cold# Take a minute to let us know how and what you're doing. He is the model in Steve Vranka '72 - has brought a house and the rumour persists that he and Laurie will marry PIG DINNER NEV/S soon# Plans for the pig are going ahead on schedule for February 15 at 6:00 p,m# It looks as though we can expand a great deal on last year# -JHKHMKS-JKHWKKKS"?:-;:-;;- It is being V/INE & DINE held in the new ballroom and conven tion facilities at Hotel Devonshire, Brothers, this is a new column arid We expect these facilities to be in will be published periodically# If keeping with our customs and the full you have been to an interesting res program that we have undertaken for taurant, let us know and we will pub this year# We have listed some tele phone ntunbers below. You can leave lish it# a message with Don Evans' secretary Diane, Don tells us she is fully briefed and ready to handle any in formation on tickets. If you wish to help or feel that some Fijis aren't Also, tell us if our judgement is bad# --Italian - Florentine - dori't expect spaghetti and meatballs##.excellent# Umberto's, 138O Hornby# --Italian - basically a simple Ital being contacted phone Don Evans-ian home# Try the steak and spag H, 261-3752, 0, 682-09914-; Jack LaVan hetti, Chicken excellent. Very —H, 733-514-614-. 0# 665-3711; Dal Jes- reasonable# Relaxed atmosphere# siman--926-1 2[|.6 or call the house at laci's Casa Capri, 1022 Seymour# 22I4.-9769. \r\nV/Il® & DIKE (cont'd..) probably the best french food in town at. Pbez Joel in Gastoxrm, Smaller Meals'. also La Creperie. Be sure you have the onion soup and mimosa salad. V/e have given up waiting for Prank Stanza to provide us with furni- ,ture and have decided to buy some ourselves. If any of you knoiir of any furniture available at a rea sonable price, give us a call. for the affluent executive—a fine and unique treat: Truffels in the Hyatt Regency. BROTHER BITS^ probably the most consistently good restaurant, the V/illiam Tell--excel-' lent Swiss food. Try Salmon Rosemary, a smoked salmon served in a chafing dish covered in a delicate chees-e xsauce. Also, Entrecote-Cafe-de-Paris . -"just great 1 , -. , for a little kosher - i^.lst and Oak, ■Kaplan's,-- have the corned beef and a beer, pleasant change for a quick sandwi'.ho Greg Stoddart (Western 'fl) - Greg has a new xmiform for the Pi Gamma Habs hockey team. Don't expect to see NHL players wear ing it since it consists of only a jock strap and hockey shirts! Incidentally, Greg is nursing a cold as a result. Darwin Croirther '77 - Darvrin redid the bathroom floor before he went home to Red Deer for Christmas! CHAPTER imJS Kevin Higgins '75 - hopes that : Chapter meetings have been changed back to Wednesday nights at 6:30 p.m. (over the protests of the hockey fans). Drop in! We have completed the important task of up-dating our by-laws and tidied our affairs for our elections. Nom inations are open for positions on the 197^1- Executive.,.and. the vote will,be held on. Wedhesday, January 16^ Our Field Secretary, Bill Young (Ten-' nesSee '72.) xijill be paying our Chapter a visit during that time. The Christmas Dinner ivith the Kappas and Thetas.wag .a big success with 50 brothers and girls in attendance. Our Spring Rush will be starting soon. through control of the Press he can swing a victory in the , elections! Kyle Raymond '75 - Kyle was called out of retirement to compete for UoB.C. in a westling match against four colleges in V/ashington.j Although he was out of shape, he won all but 1 match. Tim Day^ '72 - Tim, a Lambda Omega Fiji, has landed a job at CP Air as a purchasing agent. Good luck Tim I Doug Eakins '7l|. - Doug has just, re turned from a Christmas holiday in Nassau^ Some guys! It will follow the same formal format as the"last, with'a beer night as the house, a cocktail party, and a dinner at the hoUse, The tentative dates are V/EAIC HUMOUR January 2/4., 29 and 31 st. V/e hope as A number of sorority girls had a prof many graduate brothers as possible will vfho often told dirty jokes in class. come out. Needless to say, those who They found these jokes offensive and do will have a good time! agreed that next time he told a \r\nWEAK HUMOUR (cont'd..) dirty joke, they would walk out of the class. However, the prof got wind of this scheme and halfway EVENTS Feb. k - Mardi Gras. Feb. T5 Pig Dinner, 6:00 p.m. at the Devonshire. through his next class said, "I Feb. 22-2ij. head there is a shortage of pros titutes in Prance..." As the girls were walking out, he said, "V/hat's March the hurry girls? The next plane Tentative date for section ski weekend at Cranbrook. Song Pest at Hyatt House. for Prance doesn't leave \mtil tomorrow." Keep in touch and PLAN FOR THE PIG. Kevin Higgins '75 Mark Simpson '76 Perge! LET US KNOW IfflAT YOU'RE DOING. Complete the following and mail to: 2130 Wesbrook, Vancouver 8, British Columbia. Name Class Address^ Married Occupation^ Interests Remarks or Stories Children Ages